EPisodes

Episode 1: When Horny met silly

Paige Elkington is here. Topics include: Jeff Goldblum, dragon dildos, a discussion on whether sex should happen before or after brunch. Stay until the end to hear an erotic literary parody of When Harry Met Sally. "Because when you meet the person you want to fuck the rest of your life, you want the rest of your life to start right now!" - Harry Burns

episode 2: music & lyrics & Hugh Grant’s dick

Mitch Grassi is here, and beautiful as hell. In this episode he serves as Zach's therapist, and we hear his Drew Barrymore impression, via an erotic parody of Music & Lyrics. Topics include high school theatre, blind dates, and a website that pronounces Mitch's name in every language. You’re very welcome.

episode 3: into the spiderfuck

Jojo Nwoko is here, and this episode is essentially his memoirs. Prepare to be regaled with the tale of a young black gay son of immigrants besting many odds to get to where he is now: a working goddamn actor. I also wrote him a parody of Into the Spiderverse, and spoiler alert, the webs are now cum. PUBERTY IS A BITCH. Sit back and do not relax.